[Intro]
I'm Pikachu, Achoo, Achooooo
When they throw down
I'm the one I choose
It's true, achoo, I'm trueeeee

[Verse 1]
I'm the hardest Asian
Bouncing gangster
From the street I'm changing
I'm inside a ball that's white and red
They throw in Game Boy games and on the
Switch Nintendo games and on the
Cards that kids will play with in
Pearl Harbor I did suicide and
Flied a plane into an island
For Japan I give my life
Been hot since you listened to Hanson
Now Charmander turned black
Charizard n***a new phone who dis
And the Arab version of Woloo
Flew into shit like Fouseytube did
On September 11th look it up dudе
I ain't fuckin' with you man
But the baddest pimp is Raichu
And he turnеd into it from
[Verse 2]
Pikachu, Achoo, Achooooo
My Asian friends, they all made me soup
A soup, Achoo, I'm cool
And I boned them cosplay Sailor Moon hoes
At the nerd convention
Pikachu, Achoo, Achooooo
I'm trained to kill with the tai-kwon-du
Achoo, Achoo, Achooooo
And nobody really knows if I'm a
Male or female gender
I'm a mouse that sends electric shit and
Fucks you up, I'm too lit and
I hang with Ashton Ketchup and
We sailing cross the ocean
Always training buncha
Chickens and dogs and
Little roaches and

[Verse 3]
He keeps them in
A little ball, Yo Charmander, your chosen
He's a fire-tip tail lizard that's left in
The shit abandoned but then
Started training with us but then
Disobeying Ashton, he turn
Black when he's evolved into that
Charizard and packs him couple
Pistols and a MAGA hat and shouting 'Let's Go Brandon'
[Verse 4]
Pikachu, Achoo, Achooooo
I fuckin' train, and I'm juicin' too
It's true, Achoo, I'm true
I'm a hard-ass yellow critter
Hanging out with Ashton Ketchum
Pikachu, Achoo, Achooooo
Charmander's gay and he hates the Jews
Achoo, Achoo, Achooooo
Swear to God if no one gets
This goddamn guy a fuckin' Kleenex
It's that college-bound kid

[Verse 5]
Bullshit anime made by Japanese chooches
It's a hit show made by goyim
They must have learned a
Thing or two when Jewish television producers
Traveled through to escape from Europe
They said 'Let us through, and
We'll teach you to make
Animal cartoon shit'
That cartoon shit, that cartoon shit, that-

[Pikachu]
'And you want me to change? Raichu!'
[Verse 6]
Pickachu, Achoo, Achooooo
This blackface Jynx is
A rapist too, come through
Come through, come throouughh
Let's train rabbits, cats, and dogs to
Kill each other like Michael Vick
Pikachu, Achoo, Achooooo
This show's so cringe
And the games are too
Achoo, Achoo, Achooooo

[Outro]
All these pokémon are slaves
Without a healthcare, without a pension