[Intro]
(DJ Not Nice)
Heyyyy-o
Heyyyy-o
Ninja
Let me be a
Ninja (Ninja, Ninja, Ninja)
I can be a
Ninja (Ninja, Ninja, Ninja)
Let me be a
Ninja (Ninja, Ninja, Ninja)
I can be a
Ninja (Ninja, Ninja, Ninja)

[Verse 1]
I'm Chinese
I can kung fu chop
And cut you in three
And I throw a star at you
(A felony...)
Blow up all Taiwan
Restore the unity, of the Asians, to peace
I will compete and train
I will achieve the greatness to be ninja
It is my fate
Just remember to fry my steak
Baby, finish it not to waste
Tell Eminem to pray
I will kick him in the dick
One day (Ooh-yah)
Let me be a
[Chorus]
Ninja, Let me be a
Ninja (Ninja, Ninja, Ninja)
I can be a
Ninja (Ninja, Ninja, Ninja)
Let me be a
Ninja (Ninja, Ninja, Ninja)
I can be a
Ninja (Ninja, Ninja, Ninja)

[Verse 2]
I am always training for the
Tournament of ninja fighters
I am from Burama
I will pray to Buddha day and night to make me stronger
Slice my enemy like chicken, at the Benihana
Got to face my South Korean
Ultra nemesis, I better friends with
Kim Jong Un than even Dennis is
Jordan Peterson teach me
The book of Genesis
Ancient secret of the god of
The Abrahamic faith
Abram left Chaldea and
Crossed over to where Arabs sit
Now Chaldeans drive in a
Brand new Escalade
From the palace, to the liquor store
They obtained Chaldean dynasty of
Party stores and gas stations
Twenty-four inch rims under
Their Beemer, cologne's to them
Like salsa to a beaner
They're like Armenians
Except they can't really read
They have a deep seated
Love for Dior, or the cheap shit (Seven)
[Verse 3]
Please let me train
Please let me train (Yeah)
I'm Japanese, I'm Filipin-ah
I'm a n***a, he's a n***a
She's a ninja, (Yeah)
I buy M&Ms
With Eminem's ma

[Chorus]
Ninja
Let me be a
Ninja, (Ninja, Ninja, Ninja)
I can be a
Ninja, (Ninja, Ninja, Ninja)
Let me be a
Ninja, (Ninja, Ninja, Ninja)
I can be a
Ninja, (Ninja, Ninja, Ninja)

[Outro]
(Chinese... Chinese... Chinese...)
(Chinese... Chinese...)
In China
Everyone is ninja
Soon, one billion ninjas
Come take America