[Intro]
Hey man, can I get two bucks
I live in the trash, you down?
I'll get Snuffleupagus
(To blow you, baby)

[Verse 1]
Welcome to the street
Where Muppet bitches got they hand out
Rosita only feed her taco
Til her money ran out
Zoe gave a blowie
To a man with a Millennio
Don't bother with a monster
'Cause the way my life panned out
Julia got an OnlyFans, when she turned 18
Can't get up in her snatch
I ain't got no green
Fuck these dolls
Ain't got no girl for me
I thought of going gay, like Bert and Ernie (Oh, baby)
Never met a thot that was evеn worth a diddle
Never had a friеnd, they would sell me for a tittle
Girls don't wanna fuck me unless I drive a
Little
Lex
Durango, or a Grand Trizzle
... And all I got is Sprocket
With no spot to park it (Oh no...)
I'm just a green, small, drop of jock itch
It's cool, I don't even want a bitch
[Chorus]
Never hang with
Elmo, no
Never smoke crack with Grover
I just wanna chill alone...
In my trash bin (In my trash bin)
Never gonna eff no hoes
Never have a crew, fuck noes
Everyone out there is
Gross
Man, I'm grouchy
No bitch, for me...
"Get away from me, you stupid girls!"
No friends, for me...
"Go away, you faggots!"

[Verse 2]
Now, just so you get your facts right
Women gaslight
Telly lost his cash right?
Kermit tried it with Ms. Piggy
She a fat swine
Drained his ass and left
With his last dime (Clean your room, bucko)
Big Bird thought he'll try
His shot with the ladies
Prairie Dawn fucked him
'Cause he pay for her Mercedes
That's the kind of shit we ain't teaching to these babies
Let me educate you suckas before it's too late
[Bridge]
"A is for
All you bitches
Want my green, and my riches
Status chasing, ratchet witches
Count should make you make sandwiches"

[Chorus]
Never hang with
Elmo, no
Never smoke crack with Grover
I just wanna chill alone...
In my trash bin (In my trash bin)
Never gonna eff no hoes
Never have a crew, fuck noes
Everyone out there is
Gross
Man, I'm grouchy
Hey man, can I get two bucks
I live in the trash, you down?
I'll get Snuffleupagus
(To blow you, baby)

[Outro]
Never gettin' laid in life (Nope)
I'll be always gay and die (Yep)
And be violated by
Some Kurd dude
(Nine O'Leven)