[Verse 1]
There's a man to the left with beer on his breath
With his hands in a bowl of nuts
There's a lady in a hat with a Siamese cat
And a really, really bouncy butt
All the kids are prancing, laughing, dancing
Getting their ducks in a row
It's gonna be a big night with halogenic lights
And a super-duper-ific glow

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh, all the girls and the boys on the dance floor
And they lose all their heads to the groove of the record
Super duper
We're the party troopers
Uh-uh
Super duper
We're the party troopers
Uh-uh

[Verse 2]
Oh, Larry Green is handcuffed, orange like a cheese puff
It's all in good fun
Marcia's in the bathroom, breathing in the bath fumes
Something you and I have both done
I got it in my mind, tonight, I gotta find a rockabilly kiss
But I don't really care 'cause I got purple hair
And they call me Little Miss Bliss
[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh, all the girls and the boys on the dance floor
And they lose all their heads to the groove of the record
Ooh, all the girls and the boys on the dance floor
And they lose all their heads to the groove of the record
Uh-uh
Super duper
We're the party troopers
Uh-uh
Uh-uh

[Buildup]
We don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
'Cause we don't need no bag of ice
That's for party poopers
[Outro]
Ooh, all the girls and the boys on the dance floor
And they lose all their heads to the groove of the record
Ooh, all the girls and the boys on the dance floor
And they lose all their heads to the groove of the record