[Intro]
Vo deo dum de oh

[Verse 1]
Washington at Valley Forge
Freezing cold but I'm dead drunk
Well, vo de oh doe, vo deo doe

[Chorus]
Crazy words, crazy tune
Oh that drunk is gonna swoon
While, vo de oh doe, vo deo doe

[Bridge]
My ukulele, well daily
Now he was drunk
Dancin' and prancin'
And he holler, "Red Hot bottom!"

[Chorus]
Crazy words, crazy tune
Oh that drunk is gonna swoon
While, Vo de oh doe, vo deo doe

Spoken: Drag it, Spider!
[Horn solo]

[Bridge]
My ukulele, well daily
Now he was drunk (red hot bottom)
Dancin' and prancin'
And he said [?]

[Chorus]
Crazy words, crazy tune
Oh that drunk is gonna swoon
While, Vo de oh doe, vo deo doe

Vo do de o, vo doe doe de o, doe

[scat]

[Chorus]
Crazy words, crazy tune
Oh that drunk is gonna swoon
While, Vo de oh doe, vo deo doe

[Outro]
Vo do de o, vo doe doe de o, doe