[Intro]
It's cool, Johnny
They say to please
Please

[Verse 1]
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I get so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

[Refrain]
There's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

[Chorus]
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Lose control, yeah, I'm all over the place

[Refrain]
There's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

[Bridge]
Oh well you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man (Yeah, you are)
And your friends, they all come callin'
Slap you on the back and say
Please, please (Come on)
[Verse 2]
Well I'm tryin' to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore

[Refrain]
There's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

[Bridge]
Well you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
Boy, and your friends, they all come callin'
Slap you on the back and say
Please, please

[Verse 3]
Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
Well I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

[Refrain]
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
[Chorus]
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
One more time
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

[Outro]
Hey, George? (Yeah)
Oh, nevermind, I just figured it out on my own