The Alchemist
Dinosaur Jr.
[Intro]
Wait, wait
I’ve never seen one quite like this one in my life
You’ve never seen one like this before?
Never, never, never
Can you categorize it? Look into the bar
I’m having a hard time trying to identify it, good God
You've never seen this one before?
Look at its eyes, it’s looking at us
I think it’s coming this way
We might have to escape
Look, wait
Hunker down, hunker down (Shit)
[Verse 1: The Alchemist]
Big Tyrannosaurus Rex-in', prehistoric flexin
I spray forty-eight, play hooky on the chorus section
Confess my sins, I hope the Lord accept it
He knew me best, wrapped the package in UPS, door-to-door expressed it
Jet taxi on a private strip
Buffalo mink splashing, going out in fashion, I’m a dyin drip
Get in the line, take a number, don’t even try and skip
I’ll plug your face into the wall like an appliance strip
The next occurrence, test endurance, shock your body with electric currents
Cover your double down, best with insurance
And see if you can make it out the maze
I’m a mangy laboratory rat, don’t take him out his cage
Make him out of stage, go buy the book, I’m taking out a page
Clear him out and break it all down and shake it out of state
I give a goddamn, lock in a jam
Take a rock, bang on the pot in the pan
On your door tops with a notch land, lay him out flat like a top scam
Marshall amplifiers on the stage, I’m in a rock band
[Verse 2: Oh No]
To put it blunt, man this ain’t a weed test, this a T-Rex
Ground shaker effects, itchy trigger finger reflex
Keep pushing the button like a defective function in V-Tech
‘Cause y’all soft like baked crumpets in a tea set
Before you can raise up a glass, you come to raise a flash
Deox live, dancing up next, the cuts are major gash
The ambition for the incision that I envision
Soon as you envision, I’m dumping the mission, you can end up missing
I end the transmission by feeling static then reveal the magic
Aim for the captain, pilling cappers, shoot and kill the rabbit
At a rapid pace that a rat would race and a cat would chase
I got trash to place, it impacts the lace, I could wrap your face
Like glue, cellophane and plastic tape ‘cause I’m wrapping layers
Back into layers, attaching an invoice for all the fracking labors
Now shovel that like hot coals, just to keep it moving
Dig deep ‘cause I keep improving
My DNA produces an evolution of velociraptors and pterodactyls
Staring at you fossils, you rap hostiles never live this colossal
Impossible