[Intro: Corey Burton & Ted Schwartz]
You're about to make an excellent meal for my friends here
No kidding, I didn't even know I could cook!

[Verse 1: Luke Norris & Mike Breen]
Don't hurt me again
What, ayy
Don't hurt me
As I ride the beat
They bring the Heat
Pain in my eyes as we down 2-1
Down bad like Newsom
Hope these clowns a fad
I feel like 2016 again, well screw 'em
Weight on my shoulders two ton
Liftin with ambition my vision is 4k, plus I grew some, yuh
I thought those friends were real, I swore I knew em
Glacier boy grip the frozen mic, my hands too numb
Like dad’s cig or Pop’s Smoke, I make a classic and tell the track to "meet the Woo, son”
Wisdom teeth out, but I still got a smart mouth
Goin' insane, many months stuck in our house
Goin’ insane, no lie I was goin' stir fry
Gotta stay woke, need to open up my third eye
Gotta go renewable, how about some turbines?
Trump said they cause cancer, and a lot of birds die?
I’m the only one who checks facts, Pam Beesly
It’s really not hard to do, so damn easy
Tryna be renaissance man, Gambeezy
Trade away Hassan, now my boy Bam feasting
Have a poet paint a picture call me Bob Frosst
I don’t know which way is up, it’s a coin toss
As Above, So Below, low-key scary movie
Everyone, go Thoreau, they don’t like that do they?
I see images of mobs, this the jpeg mafia
Sickening my heart throbs, murder produces nausea
I’m hopin' that covid is soon under wraps
And we get Yang’s UBI through value added tax
My mind move too fast, combine that with fact
I write this as poetry, chopped down for tracks
I’m off-beat guitar feet, desecrating instrumentals
The track Katara’s seed, raisin' inTenzinty incidentally
While I’m blastin' secret tunnel with the ukulele
Watchin' Doncic drop 40 and say “Luka lay me!"
Doncic pulls up, three pointer
Bang! Bang! It's good!
[Verse 2: Luke Norris]
We all livin' as good kids in m.a.a.d. cities
When I feel it I spit acid a tad witty
Better buy my stock like a wood bid, Luke Anthony
I sense the Mercury rising, a placid rhapsody
Two opposites cancel out any progress
Our minds busted, fill it up with clickbait and Congress
I’m harmless I promise, discredit the oppressed
No time to digest, “Quick I need an opinion!"
On Facebook again, lookin' at memes of minions
"If it doesn’t affect me then I don’t care"
"Will it protect me? Oops, just soiled my underwear"
Bunch of big babies, and Glen Davis missed the memo
Bad things happened last year and it’s not a demo
Gorgon, let’s all go up to Oregon
And see who really Shattering Porcelain
My time is ephemeral, but rhymes are forever chemicals that creep insidious into the mainstream, and slowly infect the listeners with germane themes

[Outro: Ted Schwartz & William Woodson]
Wow! Just what I've been waiting for
You're so welcome
Sorry folks, no time for autographs
But you may applaud these bars if you wish
I guess I'll come back later