[Intro]
Check (11x)
Yeah
Check (9x)

[Verse 1: Misterelle]
All I wanted was a model from the Budweiser ad
All I wanted was a bottle and blunt I could pass
I was haunted cause my sorrow kept confronting my past
I've been living for tomorrow since my cousin had passed
Began rapping for a hobby but the fun doesn't last
Similar to Ricky Bobby it's no fun being last
Last minute Christmas shopping got us stuffing the bag
Nothing in your Christmas stocking stocks are plummeting fast
Get caught and I'll be locked up for a month and a half
Just because my partner brought his brother's gun into class
Aiming pistols as a toddler so our uncles could laugh
They introduced us to the dollars so we wanted some cash
Just to help out our mommas we were struggling bad

[Chorus]
But she still had enough to buy us Goosebumps Skates
Before any bills came up two months late
Before any girls became two months late
Bring a baby in the world and gain too much weight
In my goosebumps skates...
Me and my brother in our Goosebumps Skates
[Verse 2: Misterelle]
And he's never offbeat, adolescent off beat
Daddy left and caught heat, mammy let him walk streets
Granny dressed him all neat
Had depression, lost sleep, black, oppressed and taught greek
Mac 11s long reach
Baptist reverends gon preach, tallied blessings all week, manifested god speaks at the Devils bought cheap
Fast food restaurant eats, salad dressing raw meats, that'll never solve beef
Pastor says we're all sheep channel 7 saw Meech
Addicts wet and cough teeth
Sorry if you felt I had to step on yall feet
As I'm stepping thru bad grass and leveled concrete
On my brakes where they don't give breaks so break
They're straps are automatic weapons drawn east
N***a stacking bread involves yeast rises quicker, still I

[Chorus]
Roll around in my Goosebumps Skates
Before any bills came up two months late
Before any girls became two months late
Bring a baby in the world and gain too much weight
Weight, My goosebumps skates...
Me and my brother in our Goosebumps Skates
Roll around in my goosebumps skates
Before any bills came up two months late
Before any girls became two months late
Bring a baby in the world and gain too much weight
Weight, in my goosebumps skates...
Around the world in my goosebumps skates...
[Outro]
That's what this reminds me of as a matter of fact
Keep it rolling Joe
I wanted to say something at the end
But i don't know what...
I remember that day though, you know what i'm saying like
That was the best Christmas i ever had
It was like the year '95 or some shit
And i begged my mama for some roller blades
And she gave them to me
And me and my brother had the matching jonts
So we went outside and it was like 2a.m. in the morning and shit
You know what i'm saying
We was out there crazy you know what i'm saying
N***as was out there selling, you know what i'm saying
Just hanging out on the Ave and shit
And then like thy would be like, man what the fuck you roller blading around and shit
Like I thought the shit was cool though
Like i wanted to be like the n***a on Airborne and shit
You know what i'm saying?
That shit rocked man
Yeah
Until next time, will he escape, Joker's death defying death trap?
Or will he fold under the pressure?
Until next week same Bat time, Same Bat Hour