[Intro]
Hey, what time is it?

[Chorus]
It's muffin time!
It's muffin time!
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Somebody kill me!
It's muffin time!
It's muffin time!
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Somebody kill me!

[Verse 1]
And now a cow pretending to be a man
Alan, are you a cow?
What? No!
Yeah, me neither
Alan, are you a cow?
What? No!
Yeah, me neither
Alan, are you a cow?
What? No!
Yeah, me neither
You guys want to go skateboards, skateboards?
[Pre-Chorus]
Hey, what time is it?

[Chorus]
It's muffin time! (It's muffin time)
It's muffin time!
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Somebody kill me!
It's muffin time! (It's muffin time)
It's muffin time! (It's muffin time)
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Somebody kill me!

[Verse 2]
You're leaving me, me, me?
Sorry, I've met a real man
I've met a real man
I've met a real man
You're leaving me, me, me?
Sorry, I've met a real man
I've met a real man
Hi babe, yes I am real man
You want to go skateboards?

[Chorus]
(Real man, yeah)
It's muffin time! (It's muffin time)
It's muffin time!
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Somebody kill me! (Somebody kill me)
It's muffin time! (It's muffin time)
It's muffin time! (Ooh)
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Somebody kill me!
[Outro]
The orphans, they're all dead
What kind of man would do this?
Skateboards