Roomie
FAST RAP - 302 words IN 50 SECONDS
[Verse]
You don't even know that I'm gonna be the best
Gonna give you flow do you need a little rest
Think you got speed
Must be on weed
Look at this Swede. Let me spoon-feed you what you need
Yes, skill
This is what it looks like
Skill, balancing all the books like
Crunching the numbers
Yeah both of you lose
Me rapping fast has the very best views
I'm not the kinda guy to feel ignored, more like bored
But, gotta wonder why you would fall short, of real sports
Andrew, why you gotta do a thing like this
When I speed it up you know that you're dismissed
Why you gotta be like Roomie don't exist
When I'm number one and you're not on the list
I don't even have to rap fast right now NOPE
I don't even have to rap fast right now NOPE
Gonna speed it up with a sonic speed sprint
I'm going to own you now give up and I'll be your pimp
*Breathe*
Gotta gotta gotta be the one to have the better babble
Gotta back it up because I brag about my game of Scrabble
Gonna be the one to Demo, how didn't you get the memo
I've been running circles you have been trying to get me with your Elbow
Everything is wetter when you're better get a letter
Would you let her be the setter
Would you volley every hottie would you make 'em smoke your potty
Would you play her Pavarotti in a yellow Maserati
Would you do Karate
Wrapping the rapping you get a slappin' a slap in the face
And may I remain I just wanna play a refrain
Because I'm a singer not a rapper
Not an Ed Sheeran turning hater to clapper OH YEAH!
Roomie:
I did it!
-laugh-
What are you doing!
-laugh-