I knew that she was meant for me
When she appeared as a pepperoni pizza
It was a vision sent to me
A human woman as a pepperoni pizza
Oh, the way she looks, the way she smiles
Makes all my mistakes on the way worthwhile
It seems just like destiny
That she appeared as a pepperoni pizza

And I wrote our whole life story
Before we even spoke
Saw us raising pizza babies
From a fresh, baby pizza dough
Stand side-by-side for life like we were wrapped in a calzone
Living out our final days in a Tupperware nursing home

I knew that I was meant for her
When she said I smelled just like guacamole
It was the hottest thing I ever heard
So I said she smelled like ravioli
Oh, the way she looks, the way she smiles
Makes all my mistakes on the way worthwhile
A picture's worth a thousand words
And this picture was a pepperoni pizza

And I wrote our whole life story
Before we even spoke
Yeah, she's the avocado
I'm the lucky chip dipping in the bowl
Staying side-by-side for life until we end up in the compost
We can decompose together, help another avocado tree grow
I knew that we were meant for us
When we became two pepperoni pizzas
I felt it could've only been love
To be drunk to the pepperoni pizza
Oh, the way she looks, the way she smiles
Makes all my mistakes on the way worthwhile
It's impossible to get enough
When you're looking at a pepperoni pizza

Yes, a picture's worth a thousand words
And a thousand pictures are worth a pepperoni pizza