[Intro]
The following is an important message… from the Sideburns Crew

[Part 1]
You don't have to end every sentence with "tho" tho
You don't have to end every sentence with "tho" tho
You don't have to end every sentence with "tho" tho
Ahh, why's it gotta be "tho" tho?
Break it down

You don't have to end every sentence with "tho" tho
You don't have to end every sentence with "tho" tho
You don't have to end every sentence with "tho" tho
Ahh, why's it gotta be "tho" tho?

[Part 2]
Ladies and gentlemen (Yeah)
Can I have your attention just a few seconds?
There's something I'd like to mention
It's the best episode, no question!

[Verse: Roomie & Jack]
This is for the fans
This is for the ones who've waited so damn long
Your Grammar Sucks 100 is here
And this is your song
Tell 'em, Roomie!
This is for the bitches
And all of the biches
'Cause you've waited so damn long
Yeah-eah-eah hey
Let's start the show