Roomie
Good Person
[Verse 1: TheOdd1sOut]
I'm at the supermarket, gonna cop some rhubarb
I reach into my pocket, it's time to get charged
I pay in cash, and I know what happens next is strange
I flash a stunning smile and say, "You can keep the change"

[Chorus: TheOdd1sOut]
Oh! What? Oh, yeah, I'm a good person
You can have that money (It's yours)
And also, coins are uncomfortable in my pockets, uh

[Verse 2: TheOdd1sOut]
Sitting by my computer, Mom comes inside the lair
"It's smelling like a sewer, you should go get some air"
I'm gettin' up and stretch, I'm filling up with pride
I open up the door and put a single foot outside

[Chorus: TheOdd1sOut]
Oh! What? Oh, yeah, I'm a good person
I leave my house (So healthy)
I'm gonna put my foot back inside of my house now, uh

[Verse 3: TheOdd1sOut]
My lifestyle's quite unhealthy, I snacked recording this
Got an expanding belly, can't find a shirt that fits
Roll my chair to the kitchen, fill my snack bowl to the brim
Yeah, I know that might look bad, but then I sign up for a gym
[Chorus: TheOdd1sOut]
Oh! What? Oh, yeah, I'm a good person
I'm a gym member (Gon' get ripped)
And I will go there sometime, I just haven't decided on a date yet, uh

[Verse 4: TheOdd1sOut]
I'm chillin' out in class, my teacher's such a jerk
And suddenly he asks, "Where is your homework?"
All my friends in panic, "No, was that today?"
I slap mine on the desk and say, "I'm gonna get an A... plus"

[Chorus: TheOdd1sOut]
Oh! What? Oh, yeah, I'm a good person
I do my homework (Model student)
Turns out I plagiarized and now, I'm in detention, uh

[Verse 5: TheOdd1sOut]
My mom is back again, "Can you take out the trash?"
Her mind was blown right then, "I did it before you asked"

[Chorus: TheOdd1sOut]
Oh! What? Oh yeah, I'm a good person
I do my chores (For mommy)
Couldn't find a trash can so I dumped it in the ocean, uh

[Verse 6: TheOdd1sOut]
It's just a regular day, or is it, Grandma?
No, someone's changin' age and it isn't Grandpa
Other grandsons may just write on Facebook walls
But I am Grandma's special boy, so I am gonna call
[Chorus: TheOdd1sOut]
Oh! What? Oh, yeah, I'm a good person
I remember birthdays (For example, February 7th)
You better think of me when you're drafting up your will, uh

[Verse 7: TheOdd1sOut & Roomie]
I'm hanging out with Quinston, he is the coolest guy
Got 30K on Insta, always wears suit and tie
I tell him 'bout how good I am, but he says, "Bro
The people who are really good don't brag about it, though"

[Interlude: TheOdd1sOut]
What?
You're saying that bragging about all the nice things you've done misses the whole point of doing nice things in the first place?

[Chorus: TheOdd1sOut]
Oh! What? Am I a good person?
I don't brag ever (Never did)
Now, please excuse me while I go delete my Twitter, uh

[Outro: TheOdd1sOut]
Oh, and I gotta delete this song
Wait, it's already on YouTube and Spotify?
Well, hopefully, no one will listen to it