[Intro]
I'm gonna show you the fastest flow
Take all your money and all your dough
Drop heavy lines, so look out below
I'll wake you up when I go go go
No one can touch me, I know for sure
Cause I'm on a screen, it's a video
If swag was a crime I'd be on death row
Time for the rap, baby, go me, go

[Verse 1]
My name is Roomie I'll 1-up ya, welcome to 9 Mile
I'm here to kidnap Eminem from the candy aisle
Spit my flow so sick, then he'll me meet my bile
I'll devour him and his Gangnom-nom style
Yeah people envy my rhymes, as they should
But I also excel at making women feel good, ha
They call me Blackbeard back in the hood
Cause I look like a pirate when my third leg's got wood

[Verse 2]
I'm gonna be bigger than anything, anyone, anywhere
That is why I need to become a billionaire
Buy all the ice cream and no, I won't frickin' share
Gonna become the heaviest beyond compare
Morgan Spurlock, such a McChicken
He didn't even start to thicken
Speed it up because time is tickin'
I'm already late for some butter-stick-lickin'
[Verse 3]
This should be impossible, get on your knees and idolize
My lips are moving faster than your brain can even analyze
I fill the guys with envy and the girls I fill with butterflies
Heteronormative, sorry, I apologize
I don't wanna wake up when I'm 65 and realize
That even if I did succeed I did telling people lies
So I just want to tell you all that what you're seeing with your eyes
Is altered and sped up, don't trust all that's on the internet, guys

[Outro]
Who won?
Who's next?
That's not my channel