Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer (Glaswegian Edition)
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny fucking nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeers
Used to laugh and call him a cunt
They never let good old Rudolph
Join in any of their games, that doesn't rhyme
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph with your nose so bright
Help me kill these cunts tonight"
So he pulled out a shotgun
And shot all the fucking reindeer
Rudolph was still alive at the end
Until Santa decided to shoot him as well
'Cause he wants to eat the Rudolph reindeer shites for his fucking dinner
It's never stopped him in the past and he has to survive the winter
None of that even happened
The song doesn't even make sense
This song is about equality
And why you shouldn't treat anyone different because of the way they look
Because of the way they look, you fucking asshole
Fuck off!
Had a very shiny fucking nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeers
Used to laugh and call him a cunt
They never let good old Rudolph
Join in any of their games, that doesn't rhyme
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph with your nose so bright
Help me kill these cunts tonight"
So he pulled out a shotgun
And shot all the fucking reindeer
Rudolph was still alive at the end
Until Santa decided to shoot him as well
'Cause he wants to eat the Rudolph reindeer shites for his fucking dinner
It's never stopped him in the past and he has to survive the winter
None of that even happened
The song doesn't even make sense
This song is about equality
And why you shouldn't treat anyone different because of the way they look
Because of the way they look, you fucking asshole
Fuck off!