Cleaning the house is my idea of pleasure
I get a thrill when I polish the windows
I get on my knees and I scrub for enjoyment
Cleaning the toilet is oh so relaxing

I spend my evenings washing my body
Roll-on deodorant is my way to get high
My hair is so natural, it’s washed every hour
Covered in soap for a feeling of power

I had a family, but they were so dirty
So I sat them down and I made them drink bleach
Now they’re all clean and don’t make a mess
They lie in a tank of a ground disinfectant