CLAPBACK

[Intro]

It's BiG HEATH, your Nan's favourite rapper

I've seen a lot of your comments saying I weren't in the car last time so we thought we'd come back and do one on top

Okay

Check it

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[Verse]

So I decided I'd provide something interesting

I went on a hunt through my comment section

I've seen a little hate but amazing mentions

So I'd replied to both without no exception

So first of all, come and put your hate on me

But CharlieGreen, you sound like a strain of weed

And I don't really mean to joke

You're the one to finger poke

If you're gonna roll me, please

I will roll you up in smoke

And secondly, how you gonna heckle me

I'm the only rapper with GCSEs from secondary

So please, my G

Don't hate 'cause I'm smart

In my circle of boffins, I was the youngest in charge

In the past couple years you might see me grow

BiG HEATH, call me CHUB LiFE, CEO

Nah my bro, I'm stingy

I don't splash no cash

A test yo

I always take plastic bags

And it's true, I haven't seen my dick in years

But it's due to the fact that it's pact up your misses rear

I disappears, man I ain't fakin'

And when she's out and about, it's not dance lessons she's takin'

And the comparisons to Charlie, you're funny

I got a way bigger tummy and he got loads more money

So please G, I'm done with all these similarities

I'm married to the game, you cannot marry me

Now everybody knows that I rap from the gut

Do I really have curves like a Kardashian slut

You wouldn't believe the wet dreams I had of smashing her butt

And it was one after another like Pistachio nuts

So why you hypin' for?

Go ahead and type some more

Yeah it's true man, I did once get eaten by a dinosaur

But fuck shootin' a gat, provin' a fact

Let's tell the truth man, I think I suit being fat

So how the hell you gonna say I'm too fat for your likin'

We never met, if we did we might end up vibin'

But reality, that mentality's gon' lead to a sight end

'Cause everybody that I know has at least one fat friend

I rep for the fatties, we the greatest of friends

Take you out when your down and clean the plate [?]

And I really ain't fat, you're mistaking this muscle

I don't know how to explain it, I give the greatest of cuddles

But anyway, who even really likes them skinny types

The sort of chick to go out and not even have a single bite

The sort of chick to ask a friend, how do I look in this dress

Bitch, shut the fuck up, ain't nobody care how you dress

But I'm joking man, you know I love all figures and colours

My wiggas and brothers living, man, forgiving each other

And I'm sorry if you comment and I reply to another

But stay tuned my dude 'cause there will be another

I'm out