[Hook x2]
Hi, my name is
I'm not famous
Hi, my name is
Dirt Nasty
Hi, my name is
I like anus
Hi, my name is
Dirt Nasty

[Verse 1]
Hi trick, you heard "My Dick"
You know I made that beat in five minutes at my crib
Dirt Nasty, you heard that I'm the nicest
Got blue balls but a big little white dick
Your girl's dead weight, she blew me in the eighth grade
Ugly ass face but I gotta say the head's great
Stretch said "Dirt, you a dumb fuck"
Don't be mad cause I got my nuts sucked in a dump truck
I'm white trashy, ? your wife's ass cheeks
Then corn ? that freak like we were in Nebrask-y
I'm a idiot, always sayin' silly shit
Your sister's spreading eagle on some Philly shit
But I'm a Niners fan, drunk with a shiner man
Always at the hot spots like a fireman
I'm wired man, been up for a week
Me and Charlie Sheen watching Scary Movie 3

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
I'm a fuckin' loser, a drug abuser
Sniffin' snooters as I stick it in her pooper
I'm not a shooter, don't lift the ruger
But I be up in Oakland hanging with Mr. Cooper
Then fly to Tijuana
Get my coconuts turned into pina colada
Benihana, me and your momma
Sizzle my meat on the grill sayonara
Voilà, a ménage à trois
Two Persian girls calling me Allah
Jesus fuck, God damn
Those hoes are so thick I put my dick in the trash can
I just want to get my duck sicked
What the fuck bitch
Sock your rims on some rough shit
You love dick, right in your face hole
Open up for the cream filled skin roll

[Hook]