[Verse]
Yeah my name's Dirt Nasty, that there's Beardo
Traveling all over the country in Speedos
I don't have any under-oohs
I'm freeballing like a thunder dude
Beardo is a smart person
In special ed class, he was learning
When I open up the curtains
You see a little dick coming at you lurking
Cause I'm like a monster baby
I was born naked in a Mercedes
And I'll die in a Rolls
Cause I'll make some much money
More than you and your daughter, Doris
Fuck that fat, fat-ass bitch
She can go down and suck the cat dick
Or the dog balls or the meow pussy
Cause motherfuckers like me don't wear Stussy
I wear Wrangler custom, bang a buster
Hang with uncle, fuck your momma
Words don't rhyme when I travel the globe
And Beardo looks like a old ass buffalo
You could suck my dick at an obtuse angle
Like Riff Raff in a [?]
I suck your moms tits in half
Go home naked and then watch Make Me Laugh