Quarters clinking in my Altoids tin
Feeling wild, gonna break this five
But they don't got them Dank doritos
Or them jalapeño Cheetos

Bodega run oo-oo-ooh
Do you want to share a Yoo-hoo?
Lil Debbie's giving me the eye down that aisle
But pass me a bag of the hot fries, baby

This band is boring me
Let's cross the street
To where they got them dank Doritos
And them jalapeño Cheeto-oo-ooos

Bodega run oo-oo-ooh
Do you want to share a Yoo-hoo?
Lil Debbie's giving me the eye down that aisle
But pass me a bag of the hot fries, baby