[Deluxe Edition track]

[Guitar plays]

[Band argues a bit]

Dick "Magic Ears" Nubbler: Hey uh, Skwisgaar uh, you might wanna check uh, you sound a little flat

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Whats dat? Whats dat?

Dick: You sound a little flat...

Skwisgaar: What? Whats dat?

Toki Wartooth: He Wonts admits it

Dick: Your guitar

Nathan Explosion: It sounds like your flat

Dick: Your Guitar sounds like its flat

[Band members ramble about Skwisgaar's guitar being flat]

William Murderface: Turn that lever
Toki: He wonts admits it.[In unison with Nathan]
Nathan: his guitar is fll-

William: Uh, its got-, you gotta turn that lever on the top

Skwisgaar: The high ones? The high strings?

Nathan: Hey it's Nathan- Hey Skwisgaar it's Nathan, your guitars outta tune, just a little bit

Skwisgaar: Which ones makes it goes tighter?

William: Turn that gear that's, connected to the string

Skwisgaar: It's doesn'ts seems to wants to go...ins tunes, ya'know

Pickles: Dude you're, you're tuning it the wrong, dude you're tuning it the, your tuning it the wrong way. Skwisgaar your tuning it too low-

William: It sounds good! It sounds right!

Pickles: -you're tuning it the wrong way- lemme get in there, lemme get in there, just lemme get in there!

Pickles: Hey, i'm in here now, ok?

Skwisgaar: Alright fine! Go ahead!

Pickles: Lemme try to tune it dude. You just, you gotta go higher than that
William: You need a tuning fork?

Pickles: Now it's going up see, it's going up see, up see, thats where it's gotta be. See it sounds better, dude it's only getting better

Skwisgaar: Yeah it sounds better, yup...

*String snaps, electric guitar sounds*

Skiwgaar: Oh, you brokes it...

Dick: Hey uh, guys, uh-

Pickles: Yeah?

Dick: Try- Just try to tune the next one ok? Just try to tune the next one. Cuz the first one, we lost the first one

Dick: The first one's a gonner

William: Let me in there, lemme in there, lemme in there. Ju- LET ME IN THERE! Just- here, eh

William: I'm in here now

Skwisgaar: Hi

Pickles: Hey
William: Look, here's what we gotta do. The first one is just too high, do this one like this. See, move it and move it. Move it there...

*String snaps, electric guitar sounds*

William: Somethin's not right!

Skwisgaar: Somethin's wrong here!

William: Obviously...

Pickles: Dude! What's wrong with this? There's something wrong here

Dick: Hey guys. uh, sounds like we lost uh, the second one in there

Skwisgaar: Yeahs, we just losts the second one

Pickles: Yeah, we just lost it

Dick: Uh you know what, lets just uh... Lets just move on to the next one ok?

Skwisgaar: Yeah...okay

Dick: And uh, lets salvage what we can, you know
Pickles: Tune the next one!

Toki: Let's me in there!

Dick: It's uh... Lets get somthin on tape today ok? So, just uh, try to get the next one in tune ok? Cuz it sounds a little off... sounds a little off

Toki: I'm goin inz there

Toki: I'm inz here now

Pickles: Hi Tokis

William: Hi Toki

Toki: You just take it, like this and tunes with, thumbs and fore fingers-

Skwisgaar: Ooooh yeah. yeahyeahyeah

Toki: -and just turns it, and listens, and turns and listens-

Pickles: That's what we were doing!

Toki: ...-and turns and listens, and turns and-

*String snaps, electric guitar sounds*

Toki: That's-that's not right!

Pickles: There's-there's somethin' wrong with this!

William: See? SEE?

Pickles: -I think it's the strings!

Pickles: I think it's the strings!

Toki: I think...there's something wrong with the strings!

Skwisgaar: Yeah, maybes it's the strings!

Toki & Skwisgaar: Yeah, maybe it's the strings!

Pickles: There's something wrong the strings!

Dick: Hey uh guys? Hey guys, guys? Guys? It sounds like we uh, we lost uh, another string, I mean I don't-

Skwisgaar: Yeah...

Dick: I don't know what to do with you-

William: That's what it sounds like in here

Dick: I mean I'm at a loss. Maybe I should just uh, you know uh, cut you loose for the day, and hire a tech or something to get in here and take a look at this thing...[In Unison with William]

William: Yeah! Titty bar! Cut us loose man, fuck this shit! ...See ya...

Swkisgaar: Dude, it's not happenens
Dick: Because I don't- I don't know what to do. I- I, uhh-

Nathan: You know what?- You know what? I have an- I got an idea. I can join let me try, lemme me,- just let me get in there-

Dick: Hey, Nathan wants to give it a shot, guys

Nathan: let me get in- let me get in there!

Dick: Nathan wants to get in there

Nathan: I'm in here now

Everyone: Hi Nathan

Nathan: so here's what you gotta- Everybody grab the last few strings-

Pickles: Well, that's what we've been-

Nathan: -and just twist them very uh, its about being gentle and listening to the instrument. Cuz playing a musical instrument-

Skwisgaar: Ohhh.... yeah, yeah...
Pickles: Yeah... yeah ok, ok
[murmurs of agreement]

Nathan: -just... very gently

[Strings snap, electric guitar sounds]
[Nathan throws guitar down]

Nathan: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRO- I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG-!
Everyone: I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE STRINGS!