I know you like to think you found the one
And it must be, finally, gotta be love
But you're probably not and probably didn't
Just saying, that Snapchat text back game you're playing starts
With show me yours and I'll show you mine
And then a couple screen shots end up online
And those dick pics, and titty snaps
Have all gone viral on the internet, tight

Naked pictures sound like fun
Until you break up and they make their way to everyone
And all of the creepers
Cranking it, spanking it, and passing them on
Posting it, showing it, and blowing them up
Don't take those pictures like you do
Of you in your birthday suit

Talking that Vijay-jay vision with a nipple lick flick
A cock shop, a ball drop, or baby, just the tip
'Cause news moves fast but your boobs move quicker
A picture of dat ass on the front page of Flickr
NSFW, more like anywhere
I tried my best to warn you but you didn't care
Awkward pose, bad lights, slight bend
Leave it to the pros y'all, you should never send
Best case scenario, pictures of your scary 'ol face
Never make it to the wrong hands
The inverse is the whole universe sees you shake your holiday hams
Background check for the perfect job
But the Google search shows your Tig ol'bitties or dong
There's a booty smack screen cap going around
And you had to get a lawyer to get the nip clip taken down

(Well... That's what your junk looks like. So I guess there's that)

Naked pictures sound like fun
Until you break up and they make their way back to your mom
And all of the creepers
Cranking it, spanking it, and passing them on
Posting it, showing it, and blowing them up
Don't take them pictures like you do
Of you in your birthday suit