Professor Membrane: the First thing at Christmas the big man shall receive Santa tortured for eternity!!

Zim: the second thing of Christmas that he shall bring me now, Dib in the ground!!

Professor Membrane: and Santa tortured for eternity!

Dib: the 3rd thing at Christmas that he will give to me, Zim under the knife!!

Zim: Dib in the ground!

Professor Membrane: and Santa tortured for eternity!!

Gaz: the 4th thing of Christmas he’ll bring or he will pay, one brand new game slavе!

Dib: Zim in a test tube!

Zim: Dib-worm stuck in dirt!

Professor Mеmbrane: and Santa tortured for eternity!

Purple: The 5th thing of Christmas that he’ll bring me somehow, SNACKS IN MY FACE!!

Gaz: One brand new game slave!!

Dib: Zim’s guts on display!!
Zim: Dib-stink six feet under!

Professor Membrane: and Santa tortured for eternity!!

Red: The 6th thing at Christmas that he’d be smart to find, one pair of knives!!

Purple: SNACKS IN MY FACE!!!! HEHEHE

Gaz: I hate this game…

Dib: Zim’s Autopsy!!

Zim: Say hi to your fellow worms, Dib!!

Professor Membrane: and Santa tortured for eternity!!

Mini-moose: NYAH!!

Red: TWO Pairs of Knives!!

Purple: SNACKS IN MY FACE!! Mhm…yummy!

Gaz: This game sucks too…

Dib: CMERE ZIM!!
Zim: Go play in traffic, Dib-s***!!

Professor Membrane: And Santa tortured for eternity!!

Bid: The 8th thing of Christmas that I would like to see, proof of humans!

Mini-Moose: NYAH!!

Red: THREE PAIRS OF KNIVES

Purple: SNACKS IN MY FACE!! Oh wait..Is that a knife in there? AAAAAA

Gaz: UGH, all these old games SUCK!!

Dib: Dad, let me borrow the buzz saw!!

Zim: Someone BURY HIM ALREADY!!

Professor Membrane: and Santa tortured for eternity!!

Spork: The 9th thing of Christmas That’s wanted by Sporkie, a platter full of meat!!

Bid: GIMME PROOF OF HUMANS, FAT MAN!!

Mini-Moose: NYAH!!
Red: GIVE ME ALL THE KNIVES!!

Purple: SNACKS IN MY FACE!! STOP TRYING TO CUT MY SNACKS, RED!!

Gaz: GIVE ME A NEW GAME OR DIE

Dib: LEMME SEE THOSE INSIDES!!

Zim: GIR, SAVE ZIM!!

Professor Membrane: And Santa tortured for eternity!!

Miyuki: The 10th thing at Christmas that I’m entitled to, loyalty from you!!

Spork: A platter full of meat!!

Bid: SOMEONE TO BELIEVE ME!!

Mini-Moose: NYAH!!

Red: EVERY SINGLE KNIFE THAT’S EVER EXISTED!!

Purple: SNACKS IN MY FACE!!! PUT IT IN MY MOUTH GIR!! PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!!

Gaz: It BETTER HAVE WIFI-

Dib: ZIM’S ORGANS ON THE NEWS!!

GIR: IMMA COMIN TO SAVE YOU MASTER!!

Professor Membrane: And Santa tortured for eternity!!

Anno: The 11th thing of Christmas that I won’t ever get, vacation from the Tallest!!

Miyuki: Loyalty from you!!

Spork: A platter full of meat!!

Bid: I WANNA GO CRY IN A CORNER-

Mini-Moose: NYAH!! (DIE)

Red: A KNIFE MADE OF KNIVES!!

Purple: SNACKS IN MY FACE!! Mhm..YUMMY

Gaz: Dad, I need your wallet-

Dib: Time to RIP HIS GUTS OUT-

Zim: HAH! ZIM HAS ESCAPED! SUCK IT DIB!!

Professor Membrane: And Santa tortured for eternity!!

All: The 12th thing of Christmas that we all guarantee, making Santa PAY!!

Anno: Vacation from the Tallest!!

Miyuki: Loyalty from you!!

Spork: NO MEAT?!

Bid: ugly crying lol what a loser

Mini-Moose: NYAH! (I’LL EAT YOUR MOM)

Red: KNIVESKNIVESKNIVESKNIVESKNIVES!!!

Purple: SNACKS IN MY FACE!!! coughs in purple I’M CHOCKING ON A WAFFLE!!

Gaz: Thanks for the money, Dad-

Professor Membrane: Of course, daughter!

Dib: HEY, THAT’S MY ALLOWANCE!!

Zim: ZIM WILL REPLACE SANTA AND BURY THE DIB HIMSELF!!

Professor Membrane: AND TORTURE SANTA FOR ETERNITY!!!

Dib: Gaz, give me back my money!!

Gaz: No batteries?! Santa will pay!!

Santa: Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!! You will not have a merry Christmas my friend!

Zim: Oh Santa, how many mind control devices would you say could fit on your strange animal flying machine??

Red: HAHAA IM GONNA CUT SANTA OPEN WITH MY KNIVES!! GET OVER HERE FAT MAN!!

Miyuki: Haha, Santa’s just a filthy, fat peasant

Bid: WAIT, IS THAT A HUMAN?!

Announcer: Okay guys that was fun now get out of my recording booth…

Medea: Hello? Hello?! I’m here! Ready to record. Hello? Purple? Wait.. DID THEY RECORD WITHOUT ME?! UGH!! They do this EVERY YEAR!! Ugh, why I mean I’m plenty jolly I’ve got the holiday spirit…stupid Santa…