[Verse 1: Ryan Ross]
I'm carving pumpkins
It's almost Halloween
All my friends are wondering
What they're going to be
The "Monster Mash" is playing
You're moving to the beat
And now we're going to teach you
To do the trick or treat

[Chorus: Brendon Urie]
Everybody scream
Everybody scream
It's almost Halloween
Do the trick or treat
Do the trick or treat
It's almost Halloween
Everybody scream

[Verse 2: Ryan Ross]
There's a devil in the corner
In candy apple red
Dressed up like a fire
Burning through my head
I got a little closer
And offered her a drink
She took me to the graveyard
And we did the trick or treat
[Chorus: Brendon Urie]
Everybody scream
Everybody scream
It's only Halloween
Do the trick or treat
Do the trick or treat
It's only Halloween
Everybody scream

[Bridge: Ryan Ross]
Before I learned her name
We were already asleep
When I woke up in my coffin
She was nowhere to be seen
Was it all a dream?
Who can I believe?
It can't be what it seems
It was only Halloween
What does it all mean?

[Chorus: Brendon Urie]
Everybody scream
Everybody scream
It was Halloween
Do the trick or treat
Do the trick or treat
It was only Halloween
Everybody scream
Everybody scream
Everybody scream
It was Halloween
Do the trick or treat
Do the trick or treat
It was only Halloween
Everybody scream