Life is like a hurricane, here in Duckburg
Racecars, lasers, aeroplanes, it’s a duck-blur
Might solve a mystery, or rewrite history

Duck Tales! Woohoo!
Get to the ER before his
Brace [fails?] Woohoo!
Stabilize his neck, oh no, he’s
Out [there?]

A-at the funeral, time for a mourning
It happened so fast, without a warning
Looks so peaceful now he’s a
Duck angel! Woohoo!

Kids can’t cope and wind up in a
Duck jail! Woohoo!
Donald’s pissed and refuses to pay
Duck bail! Woohoo!
Family falls apart now no more
Duck Tales! Woohoo!