[Verse 1]
When we graduated high school we were [as] close as can be
Said I'll come visit you and you'll come visit me
I kept telling my new friends about you
And all the crazy high school things that we used to do
But when I look at a map your school is kind of far
I'd love to go and visit but I don't have a car
And if I got worried about the plans we didn't make
I knew we'd totes be chillin' hard over Thanksgiving break
Cause we're BFFs, we won't break that bond
Even if to your IMs I don't respond
And I can't help that we rarely speak
Busy schedule man I can't talk this week
And it was me and you and now my roommate too
His name's Jim and you really gotta meet him dude
He's really like you but he's in our band
We've got inside jokes that you won't understand
But dude, we're friends for real

[Chorus]
As we go on, I remember
That one thing we, did together
College gave me, a different outlook
We'll always be, friends on Facebook

[Verse 2]
So freshman year has ended and we're home again for summer
And I saw you at the Starbucks, you were being quite a bummer
You were whining about how we never chilled all year
And trying to get me to come out for a beer
You've a little bit of money but you're blind to see
That we're two far different people than we used to be
So I still write "happy bday" on your wall
And be nice to your mom when I see her at the mall
But please don't ever call
[Chrous 2]
Dude I moved on, please don't get pissed
I've got new friends, and you're not missed
Now I'm leaving, take a good look
You won't see me, except on Facebook

[Verse 3]
When we're sitting at a funeral years from now
Cause some guy you knew died and we're both back in town
I'll wander over and I'll say hello
Heard you got married, how did it go?
Things are tough for me, lost my job in LA
My life is somewhere between bad and okay
I heard, I heard you're doing really well
Know anyone who's looking for help?

[Chorus 3]
Dude I'm sorry, I was distant
But I never, meant to dismiss
Our great friendship, hard as it's been
We can still be, friends on LinkedIn
Dude I'm sorry, I was distant
But I never, meant to dismiss
Our great friendship, hard as it's been
We can still be, friends on LinkedIn