You're a mean one, Mr. Trump
You really are a heel
You're racist as a Klansmen
Dipped in dumb, misguided zeal
Mr. Trump
You're a rotten orange with
Alarmingly facist ideas
You're a monster, Mr. Trump
You say Muslims are uncontrolled
Claimed they cheered on 9/11
Now you want to BAN them all
Donald Trump
I wouldn't touch you despite your
Thirty-nine and a half percent lead in the polls
You hate Mexicans, Mr. Trump
Say Latinos steal and rape
You want to build a wall
And make Hispanics pay it all
Mr. Trump
Given the choice between you and Ben Carson
Ugh, do I... Do I have to pick?
They're both awful
I don't want to support either, even as a joke
In fact, this song is just going to draw more
Attention to Trump
Big Picture, People
Are we doing more harm than good here, or
Ugh!

You're a nightmare, Mr. Trump
You're a callous, sexist stooge
Mocking disabled reporters
Calling women ugly, too
Donald Trump
These three words describe your lack of political experience are as follows and I quote

HUGE
HUGE
HUGE

You're a mean one, Mr. Trump
The campaign, you have derailed
You're an electoral fungus
Topped with cotton candy hair, Mr. Trump
Your candidacy is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
And you probably disapprove of this song
Because it's about Christmas
But it's not religious enough
Even though YOU don't really care!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!
A seasick crocodiiiille!