[Verse 1: CollegeHumor.com]
First Post! Fucking gay
Second post! Go away!
Stupid picture, Simpsons did it
Southpark did it too
ROFL Copter. Really stupid
I dunno, I kinda like it
I hate Mindy, I hate Cindy
I hate fags and jews
Who's the girl in that pic, I want her to show her tits
So gross, I wonder why girls don’t come to this site!
This picture For The Win, I'd bone the girl in it
I'd bone your mom, U bone your palm
Oh snap, epic Pwnage!

[Chorus]
We didn’t start the flame war
Peeps were hatin' on it 'fore I left my comment
We didn't start the flame war
Let the whole wide world know I'm a big old asshole

[Verse 2: Digg]
Saw this on another site
Photoshop'd. Am I right?
Hard to see, but I agree
Dugg down cuz it sucks!
How'd this garbage make it to the front page?
Users from their site came and dugg it up
Stolen from XKCD
Buried for inaccuracy
If ur gonna call bullshit, post a link to prove it
Ron Paul 2012!!!
He can't win, don’t jizz yourself
He’s got a chance
Yeah, in France – bet you'd vote for Palin!
[Chorus]
We didn’t start the flame war
Peeps were hatin' on it 'fore I left my comment
We didn't start the flame war
Let the whole wide world know I’m a big old asshole

[Verse 3: YouTube]
Who wants a free iPod?
Just follow this link, God
Spammers in this thread
Are such massive dickheads!
Oh my god, watch my vid - crazy funny fat kid
Eat my ass you fucking troll
What an asshole
Rick roll'd!

Gay-ay-ay
You guys know who I hate?
People who are mixed race
Also Mexicans, red heads and Asians
Why r u guys so racist
Why r u guys so racist
Double post, my bad
This kid's a noob fag
What's your problem douchebag?
Ur the ass, fucking fag!
Your a fag!
You're a BITCH!
All of you can suck my dick! 8==0
[Chorus]
We didn't start the flame war
Peeps were hatin' on it 'fore I left my comment
We didn't start the flame war
Let the whole wide world know I'm an asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole
We didn't start the flame war