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Chuggin’ on Clouds
[Intro]
Yeah, yeah
[Chorus]
Chuggin' on clouds all day
Just chuggin' on clouds all day, yeah (you see me now)
Totally proud to say
Just chuggin' on clouds all day, yeah (up in the clouds, yeah)
Chuggin' on clouds all day
Just chuggin' on clouds all day, yeah (up, up 'n' away)
Totally proud to say
I'm chuggin' on clouds, yeah
[Verse 1]
I am the king o' the cloud
Vapin' my way through the crowd
My pens and box mods and my pods
There are all part of my squad
I keep my favorite flavors handy
The mango and mint are like candy
Cream and fruit also taste great
My lungs are like two dessert plates
I like these sweet liquids, they're tasty
They make me feel like a baby
Now that I hear that out loud
Maybe I shouldn't be proud
Rippin' that vape has me wil'in
But we do these all look so childish
[Skit 1: Rapper & Brad]
"Ayo. Cotton candy?"
"Keep goin', keep goin'."
"Gummy bear- I'm 23, Brad."
"Everybody loves candy."
"I don't know how I feel about this, bro."
"Mango mint? That sounds delicious. Let's roll, let's roll. Keep rollin'."
(Sigh)
"You're the king! King of the clouds."
[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah
No way to escape it (no)
I guess I'll keep vapin' (I will)
And when I do tricks out (woah)
Still video tape 'em (okay)
[Chorus]
Chuggin' on clouds all day
Just chuggin' on clouds all day, yeah (yeah)
Smokin' my life away, somethin' here's like foul play, yeah yeah
[Verse 2]
My pen's mightier than the sword
I light it up when I get bored
Always thinkin' about my next hit
My efforts to stop don't affect it
All o' my haters, they envy me
Sayin' I'm suckin' on a USB
But there's no stoppin' my vapin' spree
I got this on lock but it's hard to breath
[Skit 2: Rapper, Brad & Woman]
"Hold on, this went out."
"What now?"
"It's 2%. Hey Brad, you got a charger bro? Real quick, just- boop-boop, real quick. Just charge 'em up."
"I don't have that adapter."
"She ain't got one? Ask her."
"What does it look like?"
"It looks like a plug, it goes into a socket."
(Sigh)
[Pre-Chorus]
Maybe the haters are right
Look at these bright colored lights
It kinda looks like a toy thing
And vaping all day gets annoying
These pods are insane (insane)
Am I too cliché (cliché)
I thought I was Gucci (woah)
Now this all feels lame (yeah)
[Chorus]
Chuggin' on clouds all day
Just chuggin' on clouds all day, way (chuggin' all day)
What games are they tryin' to play?
Can't seem to pull away (can't pull away)
[Verse 3]
These things are tryna be slick
But I think they are making me sick
Since vapin's come on to da scene
I been a human fog machine
But I never thought to ask
Why's my heart beatin so fast?
This is all frankly concernin'
And now I been doin' some learnin'
Pullin' fat rips from my heaters
Makes my immune system weaker
And addiction to nicotine, changes your brain chemistry
Can damage blood vessels (vessels)
Contains toxic metals (toxic metal)
And has some other nasty chemicals (woah)
[Chorus]
Chuggin' on clouds no way
Done chuggin' on clouds all day ("Never learns")
It's time to walk away
Done chuggin' on clouds all day (all the way)
Chuggin' on clouds no way
Done chuggin' on clouds all day ("So they pay you to do this?")
It's time to walk away
Done chuggin' on clouds all day
Yeah, yeah
[Outro: Rapper & Brad]
"I'm done with this, man."
"One more- Jus-just finish the track."
"I think I'mma get some self-help and do like a 5k run or somethin', and get these tattoos of my face. That's what I'mma do."
"No no no, no no no. Ugh. Can you rap?"
"Ayo, hey get this cupcake. Ayo get- get off. This is a aggressive cupcake."