[Verse 1]
This earl, that countess
This tuxedo, that silk vest
This one for the footmen
For the good men
The aristocracy
Smilin', beguilin', a valet helps me get dressed
Feelin' miffed 'bout social shifts, but I accept them with politesse

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm too prim (indeed)
More rooms in my house than we'd ever need
I'm too prim (indeed)
When my daughter wants to work, I intercede
I'm too prim (indeed)
Think my servants are of a lesser breed
I'm too prim (indeed)
And I'm still gonna run that abbey, break it down

[Chorus]
Girl who will marry you, yeah (Woo!)
Girl treat the Spanish flu, yeah (Woo!)
Girl writin' for the news, yeah (Woo!)
'Cause Downton Funk gon' give it to ya
'Cause Downton Funk gon' give it to ya
'Cause Downton Funk gon' give it to ya
In social class we're still on top
Don't believe me, just watch
[Post-Chorus]
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

[Verse 2]
Stop, on the second floor!
Who's that whisp'rin' in the corridor?
Another scheme, a twisted plot
A scandal if it gets caught
We've got dead Turks, raped maids, bastard kids makin' gossip
But we'll sweep it up, clear it out, more bones in our walk-in closets

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm too prim (I say)
Disapprove of my daughter's fiancée
I'm too prim (I say)
A woman wearing pants is too risqué
I'm too prim (I say)
Have a supper full of witty repartee
I'm too prim (I say)
Is that Paul Giamatti, break it down

[Chorus]
A burned vet will try to woo ya (Woo!)
Pay the debts I accrued, yeah (Woo!)
Leave to make your film debut, yeah (Woo!)
'Cause Downton Funk gon' give it to ya
'Cause Downton Funk gon' give it to ya
'Cause Downton Funk gon' give it to ya
In social class we're still on top
Don't believe me, just watch
[Post-Chorus]
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

[Bridge]
Doh
Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh
Before we leave (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh)
Lemme tell y'all a lil' something (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh)
Downton Funk you up, Downton Funk you up (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh)
Downton Funk you up, Downton Funk you up (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh)
I said Downton Funk you up, Downton Funk you up (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh)
Downton Funk you up, Downton Funk you up (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh)
Come on, help
I'm hungry, hors d'oeuvre me (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh)
You serfs don't deserve me (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh)
You wanna see noble, observe me (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh)
The Irish unnerve me (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh)
Come on, help (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh)
In social class we're still on top

[Outro]
Don't believe me, just watch (Come on)
Downton Funk you up, Downton Funk you up (Say whaa?!)
Downton Funk you up, Downton Funk you up
Downton Funk you up, Downton Funk you up (Say whaa?!)
Downton Funk you up, Downton Funk you up
Downton Funk you up, Downton Funk you up (Say whaa?!)
Downton Funk you up, Downton Funk you up
Downton Funk you up, Downton Funk you up (Say whaa?!)
Downton Funk you up