CollegeHumor
Look at This Instagram
(Verse 1)
[SCOTT]
Look at this Instagram
Eggs Benedict, side of ham
Started out as a lemon tart
Then my phone went and made it art
[DREE]
And these are my fingernails
The beauty is in the details
Drinkin' mai tais on a cruise
Just a coincidence, it's also boobs
[SCOTT]
Everyone look at my feet
Get jealous that I'm at the beach
You prob'ly knew I was going there
You saw my plane's wing in the air
[DREE]
Are you bored of city lights?
Try seein' 'em in black and white
Puttin' glasses on a cat
I'm the first one to think of that!
(Chorus)
[BOTH]
Oh, he thinks he's people
Every time I take a photo of an old door
Every sign out in front of an abandoned store
It's such a thrill to
Add a filter
Lo-fi, lo-fi
Every time a thing reminds me of a penis
Every fortune cookie that I've ever seen is
On my feed
It's guaranteed
With five likes, five likes
Five likes
(Verse 2)
[SCOTT]
Look at this coffee foam
Now look at this pretentious tome
Now look at this garden gnome
I'm frickin' Michelangelo
[DREE]
Fireworks in the sky
A super close-up of my eye
Now a selfie lookin' cute
In the same room where I poop
[SCOTT]
Sometimes I just wanna browse
A hundred thousand pics of clouds
Hang on, I need to get this duck
Hold still, goddammit, fuck!
(Chorus)
[BOTH]
Oh no, it's all blurry
No, you haven't ever really seen a setting sun
Till you've seen it on the screen where you play Temple Run
I'm so hellbent on documentin'
Peach pie, peach pie
If you think it's bad now, wait until I'm 33
So many pictures of my kids, you'll want to murder me
Missed their first steps
'Cause I'm obsessed
With red-eye, red-eye