(Chorus 1)
Don´t buy me a gift this Christmas
Fancy things? I´ll take a pass
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is cash

(Verse 1)
Every single fucking Christmas
You give me the same old shit
And I´ll lose it if I unwrap
One more birthstone jewel or scrapbook kit
I don´t need these Garfield slippers
Jesus, I´m a grown-ass man
And when I said that I´m a gamer
I didn´t mean I like backgammon

(Chorus 2)
Now that I am fully grown
I just want to choose my own
Gifts that aren´t trash
All I want for Christmas is cash

(Verse 2)
Desktop bowling? Fuck you, mom
I have an unpaid internship
And I can´t eat or pay my rent
With whiskey stones and shaving kits
You don´t know a thing about me
So I get Bath and Body Works
Perfumes, lotions, bath salts, bath beads
Do you think I smell, you jerks?
(Chorus 3)
Don´t even try to guess my taste
You´re not me, it´s just a waste
Fuck Season 2 of Smash
All I want for Christmas is cash

(Verse 3)
Some people say that love´s
What the point of Christmas is
(What the point of Christmas?)
But kisses can't be exchanged for
Goods and services
And if you think that I´d want
A gift card from my great aunt
That´s less convenient
Than money would be
Cut the middle man out
And give it straight to me!

(Chorus 4)
Santa take those wooden trains
Spinning tops and candy canes
And blow them out your ass
Baby all I want for Christmas is cash
All I want for Christmas is cash, baby