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Under the Deep Sea
(Verse 1)
The ocean is such a cool place
With fishes and whales alike
But travel a little deeper
And you'll see a hellish sight
Just look at the anglerfishes
The blobfish and gulper eel
Such hideous things surround you
Giant spider crabs are real
(Chorus 1)
Deep in the sea
Fish are ugly
Most of them blinded
Everything's giant
These fish have teeth
You can see the spookfish brain
Giant squid regenerate
Male anglerfishes
They're parasitic
That's how they breed
(Versе 2)
The ghost sharks and devilfishes
Giant worms on sulfur vеnts
The vampire squid spreads mucus
That's bioluminescent
The frilled shark has 300 teeth
But still swallows his prey whole
The eyes of the hatchetfishes
Translucent and void of soul
(Oh, no!)
(Chorus 2)
Deep in the sea
Fish are scary
Pressure is rising
They're multiplying
Repulsive freaks
Four-jawed giant isopods
In this nightmare Jah forgot
Baby, it's creepier
When you get deeper
Into the sea
(Bridge)
The hagfish excretes a mucus milky
The stargazer shocks the megamouth shark
The jellies have arms
It's cold and dark
Evolution is a sick thing
(Yeah!)
(Chorus 3)
The giant squid
Not even as big
As the colossal
Squid, it is awful
That it exists
Though it's not been seen alive
It has the largest documented eyes
Nature is vicious
Look at these fishes
Deep in the sea