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Every Terrible Thing Trump Has Done
Announcer:
And now, EVERY TERRIBLE THING TRUMP HAS DONE AS PRESIDENT! Except not all of them, because we didn't have enough time to put them in a single video!
Singer:
He downplayed Corona
Went to Oklahoma
To hold super-spreader events
Withheld COVID money
And said it'd be funny
To be a three-term president
At a march for opposing
The Klan he's proposing
That there were good folks on both sides
Children held separately
Mass hysterectomies
Evidence of genocide
He said that it's treason
If, during his speeches
The audience hold their applause
Repeatedly violates
Terms of the Hatch act
As well as the Emolument's clause
...
Consistently caters
To world dictators
Who slaughter minority groups
Or murder reporters
Who put out an order
For bounties of USA troops
Tried to ban immigration
By looking at nations
Where plenty of Muslims reside
And if you take notice
Of statements from POTUS
You'll find 20,000 are lies
His for-profit college
Did fraud with his knowledge
His charity paid his expenses
He bans servicemembers
If they were transgender
And frequently fucked with the census
...
He's suing Nevada
And other states that had a
System of mail-in votes
Attacking democracy
Perfect hypocrisy
Donald is voting remote
He killed Net Neutrality
Fucked the legality
Of letting DREAMers remain
Of course the Impeachment
He faced for beseechment
Of quid for pro quo with Ukraine
He tried to scale back
The Affordable Care Act
While COVID remains uncontained
And there's no disputin'
Collusion with Putin
Was part of his early campaign
...
Twenty-six women
Have publicly given
Accounts of misconducts of sex
He hobbled the EPA
And the USDA
NASA and USPS
He pulled out of Paris
And leveled more tariffs
Retweeted a hate group from Britain
Assaulted protestors
And lauded molesters
While keeping his tax returns hidden
He dodged testimony
And pardoned his cronies
He never accepts any blame
Protected Confederates
Multiplied deficits...
Racist and prejudiced
Dumb, antifeminist
Greedy, immoral, corrupt and deplorable fascist
A national shame!