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Our Best (Worst) Rejected Song Parodies
[Verse 1]
She's my number pi
3.14159
2653589
Sweet number piii!
[Verse 2]
Sittin' on the Blackwater Bay
Watching the ships burn away, ooh
I'm just sittin' on the Blackwater Bay
Catchin' fire
[Verse 3]
Started from Nevada, now we're here
Started from Nevada
Now we're over fuckin' here
Started from Nevada, now we're here
Started from Nevada
Now we're over fuckin' here
[Verse 4]
I like season 1
I like season 5
But I don't like season 2 of The Wirе
I like season 1
I like sеason 5
But I don't like season 2 of The Wire
[Verse 5]
And I said what about
Breakfast at Tiffany's
She said, "Do you mean...
The book or the film?"
And I said "I meant...
The song that I'm singing."
And she said "Lot's of
Things have that name."
[Verse 6]
I like cute DOGS and I cannot lie
You other lovers can't deny
When a dog walks in with an itty-bitty face
And that round ball in your face
You have FUN
Get licked by a tongue
'Cause damn, that puppy's young!
[Verse 7]
He cares about the environment
And climate
In his retirement and
You're gonna see him
You're gonna meet Al Goooore
Ah-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh
[Verse 8]
I'll keep you my dirty little egret
Looking for fish while
You're standing in the creek bed
My dirty little egret