[Verse 1]
And I said Haaaaaaaeee
Haaaaaeeee
I said Hae
"What's with Adnan?"
And I said Jaaaaaay--

[Verse 2]
We're indicting Bobby Ney
Ney Ney Ney Ney
And the aides of Tom Delay
Lay Lay Lay Lay
'Cause they accepted pay
Pay Pay Pay Pay
From Abramoff! Abramoff!

[Verse 3]
I love Dr. Scholl's
So put some more gel
In my sneakers, baby

[Verse 4]
Then I'm gonna grab some dishes
'Cause I'm about to eat
It's gonna be delicious
Because it's mostly meat
Gotta strong, persistent hunger
That's pretty hard to sate
But I've got a flank steak, baby
That I'll marinate
[Verse 5]
I'm Tom Clancy
You already know
I wrote "Rainbow Six"
And "The Hunt for Red Octo...
...ber"

[Verse 6]
I really really really really
Really really like stew

[Verse 7]
'Cause I'm about that bouillabaisse
Bouillabaisse
No bread bowl

[Verse 8]
Grab some sprouts
Boil the tail of an ox
Grab some sprouts
Boil the tail of an ox
Grab some sprouts
Boil the tail of an ox
Grab some sprouts
Boil the tail of an ox
TURN DOWN FOR PHO!
[Verse 9]
Insects ain't sh*t at this All-Nighter
So we put a hundred
On a CH writer
Bees in Mike Trapp
Bees Bees in Mike Trapp

[Verse 10]
I'm gonna laugh
At Chandler
Chandler