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Welcome to Mountport
[TOWNSPEOPLE, spoken]
Good morning!
(Good morning!)
Well, hello, hello there!
(Hello!)
Oh, hey, uh, down there!
[TOWNSPERSON 1, spoken]
Ey, Timothy!
[TIMOTHY, spoken]
Yeah?
[TOWNSPERSON 1, spoken]
You're not allowed in the street anymore, and you know why!
[TIMOTHY, spoken]
Why?
[TOWNSPERSON 1, spoken]
On account of the crimes!
[TIMOTHY, spoken]
Okay, I guess I'll go back indoors!
[TOWNSPERSON 2, spoken]
Oh, it's another foggy day
Where the ocean marine layer gets stuck in our mountain range!
[TOWNSPERSON 1, spoken]
That's right!
[TOWNSPERSON 2, spoken]
I wouldn't have it any other way!
[TOWNSPERSON 1]
Oh, the mountains over there
Next to the sea!
How can that be?
[TOWNSPEOPLE]
How can that be?
[TOWNSPERSON 2]
Well the mountains stretch from the sky right down to the sеa
[TOWNSPEOPLE]
How can that be?
(Like physically?)
How can that be?
[TOWNSPERSON 2]
But whеn you live in Mountainport, you don't ask many questions
Like, to say this is impossible, throw out that suggestion!
[TOWNSPERSON 1]
Yes, the literal name is "Mountainport"
And that's what we're about!
But because we're very busy
Very very busy
We shorten it to "Mount—
—port"!
[TOWNSPEOPLE]
The mountain is right next to the sea
How can that be?
How can that be?
How can...
(How can...)
[TOWNSPERSON 1, TOWNSPERSON 2, spoken]
Don't ask me!
Don't ask me!
[TIMOTHY, spoken]
You can ask me!
[TOWNSPERSON 1, spoken]
Get back inside!
[TIMOTHY, spoken]
Okay!