[ALEXA, spoken]
But listen, uh
If you have any advice about
How to succeed in Mountport

[PAPERBOY, spoken]
Oh sure I got a lot of advice on
How to succeed in Mountport
There's just a couple of things you gotta know
If you want to be a sort of a big deal around here

[ALEXA, spoken]
Sure

[PAPERBOY]
Step one:
Whenever you say “hi” to someone next door
Make sure you’ve never ever seen him before
Because we don't say “hi” to people that we know
To the people we've already mеt, we say “hi ho”

[ALEXA]
Oh, so “hi” to someone who’s brand nеw
“Hi ho” if I already know you

[PAPERBOY]
You've got it that's rule number one!
Rule number two:
The tuna fish here is beyond belief
We catch those tuna from the place right there
It's a little private little reef
They taste real good but don't eat too much
It'll make you throw right up
When it comes to tuna, a touch is enough

[ALEXA]
So “hi” if you are brand new

[ALEXA and PAPERBOY]
“Hi ho”

[ALEXA]
If I already know you

[PAPERBOY]
And when it comes to tuna
Just a touch is enough

Rule number three:
Don't climb up that big old tree
A woman lives in there and she is not okay

[ALEXA]
Oh, but that tree looks so inviting!
[PAPERBOY]
I know you're gonna wanna climb it
But don’t you do it
Don’t you try it
Again: the woman is not okay

[ALEXA, spoken]
Okay

[ALEXA]
“Hi” but then “hi ho”—

[PAPERBOY]
And not like “not okay”, like there's something wrong with her
She’s totally fine, she's just mean

[ALEXA, spoken]
Got it

[PAPERBOY]
Maybe evil

[ALEXA, spoken]
Maybe evil?

[PAPERBOY]
Don't talk to the woman
[ALEXA & PAPERBOY]
In the tree

[ALEXA, spoken]
Good advice for me!