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What Money Can’t Buy
[ALEXA]
This tower is towering above us all
We gotta stand together so it doesn't stand tall
[PAPERBOY]
I'm writing this down
[ALEXA]
And give us a shadow every day
[PAPERBOY]
Extra extra!
[ALEXA]
So if everyone in Mountport could come together
To get to the base
We could weather this weather
We could take it apart, beam by beam
As a team
And once and for all, we'll show her
What money can't buy
It can't buy a town that comes together
[PAPERBOY]
Once and for all, we'll
[ALEXA & PAPERBOY]
Show her
What money can't buy
[ALEXA]
Is a town that comes togеther
[GOSSIPPING OLD LADY 1, spoken]
Did you hear they want us all to gathеr around her and take beams down?
[GOSSIPPING OLD LADY 2, spoken]
What are we supposed to do, climb up there and take down?
It's probably too heavy-
Oh, it's actually much lighter than I thought
[GOSSIPPING OLD LADY 1, spoken]
Actually, it's very light
This is nice, this is the most activity I've had in a while, feels good
[TIMOTHY, spoken]
Me too!
Oh yeah, I'm the little kid who was inside from before and I'm excited to just be outdoors!
[TOWNSPERSON, spoken]
Get back in the streets!
[TIMOTHY, spoken]
I don't wanna!
[BUSKER 1, spoken]
Hey, I was just busking for a while
But these beams are about the same height as my thing
I might be taking this tower down piece by piece?
[BUSKER 2, spoken]
Woah, well if you're doing something, I'm gonna try and do it better because that is our relationship
[BUSKER 1, spoken]
You keep me sharp, bud
[BUSKER 2, spoken]
That's right
[BUSKER 1, spoken]
Hey, let's do this
[PINOCCHIO, spoken]
Um, Tina, everyone's taking our tower down piece by piece
[TINA, spoken]
What do you mean they're taking it down piece by piece!?
[PINOCCHIO, spoken]
I mean I'm putting it up piece by piece but they're taking it down piece by piece
[ALEXA]
We're showing you once and for all what money can't buy
[TINA, spoken]
You just need to build higher and faster!
[ALEXA & PAPERBOY]
We're showing you once and for all what money can't buy
We're showing you once and for all what money can't buy
[ALEXA, PAPERBOY & TINA]
Take it down
We're showing you once and for all what money can't buy
We're showing you once and for all what money can't buy
Take it down
We're showing you once and for all what money can't buy
Cover them all in darkness
Extra extra
Take it down
Hi ho to you!
Cover them all in darkness
Hi ho to you
Cover them all in darkness
Take it down
I told you this was a ticket to nowhere look what you had to do
Cover them all in darkness
Hi ho
Cover them all
Extra extra