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Business School - Extended
[BUSKER 1, spoken]
Hiey

[BUSKER 2, spoken]
Hey

[BUSKER 1, spoken]
I've been on this corner for a long time

[BUSKER 2, spoken]
Yeah?

[BUSKER 1, spoken]
Take my guitar

[BUSKER 2, spoken]
Take your guitar?

[BUSKER 1, spoken]
Play it well
I quit

[BUSKER 1, sung]
I'm going to business school
Because business is cool
And I'm tired of doing
This
[BUSKER 2. spoken]
But-

[BUSKER 1, spoken]
But you can do it

[BUSKER 2]
I don't know if I can do it alone
I don't even know what busker means

[BUSKER 1, spoken]
Hey, here's the secret
I didn't either
Fake it until you make it
And when you can't make it

[BUSKER 1 & BUSKER 2]
You go to business school

[BUSKER 2]
Cuz business is cool

[BUSKER 1]
Business is cool
And this hard and bad
And this gonna be good
[BYSTANDER, spoken]
This is really compelling

[BUSKER 1, spoken]
Thank you
Wait give me that back Give

[BUSKER 2, spoken]
No!
Actually yes

[BUSKER 2]
Business school!