CollegeHumor
Business School - Extended
[BUSKER 1, spoken]
Hiey
[BUSKER 2, spoken]
Hey
[BUSKER 1, spoken]
I've been on this corner for a long time
[BUSKER 2, spoken]
Yeah?
[BUSKER 1, spoken]
Take my guitar
[BUSKER 2, spoken]
Take your guitar?
[BUSKER 1, spoken]
Play it well
I quit
[BUSKER 1, sung]
I'm going to business school
Because business is cool
And I'm tired of doing
This
[BUSKER 2. spoken]
But-
[BUSKER 1, spoken]
But you can do it
[BUSKER 2]
I don't know if I can do it alone
I don't even know what busker means
[BUSKER 1, spoken]
Hey, here's the secret
I didn't either
Fake it until you make it
And when you can't make it
[BUSKER 1 & BUSKER 2]
You go to business school
[BUSKER 2]
Cuz business is cool
[BUSKER 1]
Business is cool
And this hard and bad
And this gonna be good
[BYSTANDER, spoken]
This is really compelling
[BUSKER 1, spoken]
Thank you
Wait give me that back Give
[BUSKER 2, spoken]
No!
Actually yes
[BUSKER 2]
Business school!