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Downtown Mountport Interlude (Buskers)
[BUSKER #1] (sung)
Why do they call me a busker? I don't even know that word
[BUSKER #2] (spoken)
Hey man, this is my corner!
[BUSKER #1] (spoken)
Ohhh!
[NARRATOR]
Two buskers go head to head!
[BUSKER #2] (sung)
You know why they call me a busker, Do you know?
[BUSKER #1] (sung)
I don't, please answer
[BUSKER #2]
I shouldn't even have to say it
[BUSKER #1]
Well, just say it!
[BUSKER #2]
But I definitely know
[NARRATOR]
And on the top of Mountport's only skyscraper
We meet our villain
[TINA] (breathing)
Heahhhh...
[NARRATOR]
Allow them to introduce themselves
[TINA] (spoken)
It's me..., Tina... Johnson...
The nastiest woman in all of Mountport
I used to be in a big old tree
And I said to myself
"That's not high enough!"
"I can't be as mean as I want to be in a tree!"
"I must move to a skyscraper"