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The Train Returns (Interlude)
[TRAIN CONDUCTOR]
Mountport Station!
Same place that we left from a week ago
And then waited for Palm Springs in a week
And came back
Yes, it's the same train
Yes, we haven't been anywhere in the meantime!

[ALEXA]
Hi-ho to you!

[TRAIN CONDUCTOR]
Hi-ho to you!
I got a local over here!

[NARRATOR]
The newsie sells newspapers to passersby

[PAPERBOY]
Extry, extry!
Fish still gone!
Tina and her big tall building Number One Suspect!
Pinning it on Ethel
The old lady from way before
Whose name you may or may not remembеr
Wrongfully accused!
Now Tina expectеd to be behind all wrongdoing in Mountport!