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Tina’s Resolve (Interlude)
[ALEXA]
Tina, listen
It's not too late
Mountport’s a great town
It'll take you in if you let it

[TINA]
It sucks!
It doesn't even scientifically make sense!

[ALEXA]
But isn’t that what's so great about it!

[BUSKER #2]
It's a place where you can follow dreams
And then think
"Well, maybe I should go to business school"
And then realize
"I could go to business school"
"*And* be a busker"

[ALEXA]
Right!
I can be a mountain and a sea!

[OLD WOMAN #2]
You can buy a melon basket
But then split the cost
[OLD WOMAN #1]
With your friend

[OLD WOMAN #2]
With a close friend, hi-ho

[OLD WOMAN #1]
Hi-ho!

[TINA]
Well, if I'm being honest
I never wanted to bе mean
I just got caught up in the legеnd and the prophecy

[BUSKER #2]
Sort of like a self-fulfilling thing

[TINA]
That's right
I moved to Mountport initially
Because I always wanted to be a train conductor
And I wanted to manage a train
That went from a mountain-sea town
To the middle of the desert

[ALEXA]
Yeah!
[BUSKER #2]
Very, very specific

[TINA]
Yes, that was my dream
I don't know, I was a little girl

[PAPERBOY]
Extra, extra! Terrible news!
Mountport's famous train conductor
Dropped dead from eating too much tuna fish!
Just a little bit will do ya!