[Clark, spoken]
Bryce, you've been playing for Kansas as long as I've been playing for Iowa. I've seen you grow

[Bryce, spoken]
Clark, you too

[Clark, spoken]
Grow like a sturdy stalk of corn that whole time, in skill, and as a man, and I tried every way to tell you this, I thought I was so obvious. But, I guess I wasn't obvious enough

[Bryce, sung]
Cornhole, it means so much to me
But it can't be all there is to love

[Clark]
Cornhole, it's the tops for me
But for me there's just one thing above

[Bryce]
One thing, one obsession
I know you feel it too
Thinking bout that-

[Bryce, Clark, Both]
One thing, that one obsession
There's cornhole and there's
You (Unicycles)
Unicycles!
I love to bе on that big one wheel
When I look at unicycles
I feel it deep in hеre
[Clark, Bryce]
Sure
Cause they can take you so far
Much farther than they seem (Right!)
Just one wheel to carry you
As far as your dreams
But, imagine, imagine if you will
What would you do
If instead of just one wheel
You maybe had two?

[Bryce, both, Clark]
Like it's a two-nicycle
What else would you call a thing like that?
It's gotta be a two-nicycle
I'm glad we had a talk like that

But he can never know
That I just chickened out
What was really in my heart
I couldn't let it out
I'm thinking 'bout u-nicycles
(Dang it's hard to confess love)
He's just thinking 'bout
U-nicycles
[Clark, Bryce, both]
Well, I can only keep trying
I'd only have myself to blame
If I didn't try to get his attention
By winning the big game
And someday I'll have
The faith to say it true
But until then I'll just do
As much as I can do
To get to
U-nicycles
We're both talking 'bout-
Unicycles

And then we can finally say
Exactly how we feel
Every person's just a unicycle
Looking for a second wheel
Like a two-nicycle

[Bryce, spoken]
I need to lie down

[Clark, spoken]
Yeah
I'll get you those ice chips