Of course I'm world tourin'
I'm driving a Porsche
Over the floorboards
Over the four points
While you're in a Ford Taurus
Gettin' an abortion and a divorce
At the same time as Harrison Ford and
Look what I'm plannin', plannin', I'm plannin'
To do all this while ya panickin'
And you're lookin' and starin' at mannequins
And I'm going to Fanagans
Trying to get up a plan against
All of the blana-kazana-ka-fam-bam-bannigans
While of all the bana-kazanika Hanna in a cabana
You're in a cabana? I'm in a cabana and a Janet
I'm in a cabana chantin' all this standup banter
While you don't got the stamina, ya lackin' the stamina
Ya lackin' the stamina while ya divorcin' Harrison Ford
And I'm in a Porsche and the floor boards
While I'm world tourin'
You using way too many napkins
Bapkins
Lapkins and Chapki-
You using ChapStick and napkins while I'm bapkin'
Flappin' around like a bapkin'
Flamminababbitapannitajampkin
Damnit my can of po-