Faris Shafi
Vitamin D
Don't fuck with me
I got a lot to say
You got a lot to see like in the sunlight Vitamin D
Mein like rap di mandi on a Sunday
Sawaab kamaoon mein sau nafal ke halkay phulkay kha ke phulkay
Tusi meinu pul ke jaoge kithay
Mere lafz hein silky
Kapray wapis agaye sil kay dimagh hil gaye
You can't figure me out
Meri flow paheliyan
Mein 2 saheliyan laoon
Tujhay 2 karelay khilaoon
Mujhay dukh apne batao
Bachpan se paisay bachaoon
Ub beth ke paisay uraoon
Mein kitne paisay kamaoon
Bas rab se maangne ki dair hae dekho
Kitnon ko mujh se waer hae
I don't even have this awareness
I seem to be like a werewolf so be careful you'll be tearful
Apke mu pe chapair hae
Aethay kuttay da waer hae
Aap mu le ke bethe raheinge
Aap kab mere lun se uthein ge
Aap ne jo kehna hae wo tou ap kaheinge
Aap aa sake apni kacheri katheray
Ye lo thenga mein uthenga raat ke time mein
Flow so sick mein kardoon behnga apko mind mein
Ye sab baat ghumainge jab saath bulaeinge
That is me
Ye pairi si rhyming apne paas hee rakh mujhe na sunayeein kabhi
Mujhe mic la ke de
Teri aesi ki tesi
Teri wese hee capacity kam hae
Mein hoon milky Galaxy
Kabhi mil ke bataoonga
Phir nikaal ke dikhaoonga
Phir pyaar se bulaoonga charhaoonga
Phir wahan se nikal jaoonga
Like cowabunga tu lagta mangta mein papa sabka
Mein gaari bhagaoonga pa pa karte horn bahjaoonga
Foran kamaoonga
Foreign currency
Tere saureyan di bachi bhagaoonga
Tere rap ko baich ke nikal jaoonga
Taka tokri rappers
You can't get a nokri you're backwards
Tum saray plastic ke wrapper
You belong in garbage cannisters
Tum saaray Faris ke left nut
When you see me you better back up
Tu ja ke taarein connect kar
Tum saaray hard disk ke backup
Tu ja ke maaltay select kar
Tu ja ke tariq se chat kar
Tu ja ke barish mein sex kar
Uhhh
Ja ke maaltay select kar
Tu ja ke tariq se chat kar
Tu ja ke barish mein sex kar
Uhhh
I'm like motherfucking black ops
Kaalay police walay black cops nai
Like the game you fucking jack off
The fact is tum chokray saray khoklay
Like concubinus
Even concubines have minds of their own
Your clones are mine
Clonazepam
I speak as a man
Tu hae tou panchod stupid asshole without a plan
Mein le jaoon apki bachi
Tum khelo beth ke pubg
Seekho apni ghaltiyon se
Mein karoon bag currency
Don't you love me
100 ki batti bana ke lele
Kha ke kailay
Apne 200 gaanay ja ke apni ma ko dede
Your batteries' down
You're not funny you clown
So get your freak on
Mein qareeb aoon
Chadday bheeg jayeinge
Tum bhi seekh jaoge
Ya bisti karaoge
Apni kachi karaoge
Sasti si baatein kisko sunaoge
Biscuit khaoge?
Mujhe cigarette la ke dou
Mujhe packet chahiye poora
Mein ibn-e-batoota
Jitna mashoor aan
Tu fitna hae poora
Tum khatnay kara lo
Mujhe khaton mein bata dou
Tumhara failure kiska kasoor hae
Shake your bonbon wear a condom
Please don't reproduce
What the heck
Suck a dick
Here's a noose for your neck
Haar bana ke pehn le
Mere har taraf hein cameray
Mere sar pe betha pemra
Mere naqsh-e-qadam pe tu chal ke dikha
Mein hoon sab se garam
Mujhe pe hae karam
Mein hoon uncle sargham
Fakat rap ka hoon parcham
To you suckers im the conundrum
This tug of war that you mother-
Fuckers play with each other
Is none of my fucking business
Mein daaloon ap sabki pith mein
Ap karein Kegel exercises
And rub on your fucking dickless
Mein kese kardoon commitment
You cannot handle the thickness
I think you guys need to bitch less
You're sensitive like princesses
It's like you're wearing a pink dress
Please banda ban ja
Please make your asshole stickless
Beta samjha kar na
Ja seekh le astanja karna
Iss se pehle ke par jaye ganja pharna
Tu ja ke maaltay select kar
Tu ja ke tariq se chat kar
Tu ja ke barish mein ja ke sex kar
Uhhh
Ja ke maaltay select kar
Tu ja ke tariq se chat kar
Tu ja ke barish mein sex kar
Uhhh