[pre-hook]
It's not puppy love
Puppy, puppy, puppy love
It's not puppy love
Puppy, puppy, puppy love

[Verse 1]
You make me wanna be
Like one of those girls
From the 1950's
Wearing those big pearls
I'll cook you breakfast
Coffee on your desk, yes
I might burn your toast
But baby I'm still the bestest

[pre-hook]
It's not puppy love
Puppy, puppy, puppy love
It's not puppy love
Puppy, puppy, puppy love

[Verse 2]
You make me wanna be
Like one of those girls on the colored TV
It was a new world
The Dick Van Dyke Show
We're Cher and Bono
The way I sing 'I got you babe'
Makes you say "Oh no"
Cause you're the class president
Without Jackie O
And I'm singing happy birthday
Like Marilyn Monroe
[Chorus]
(One)
This is not a school girl crush
(No, two)
This is not a puppy love,(uh-un)
It's the real thing
When you told me you loved me
Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby
(One)
This is not a school girl thing
(No, two)
What about the diamond ring? (uh-un)
Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit
I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it baby

[Pre-hook]
It's not puppy love
Puppy, puppy, puppy love
It's not puppy love
Puppy, puppy, puppy love

[Verse 3]
You make me wanna be
Like one of those girls
Calender pin-up queen and platinum curls
I'll do my summer pose
Golden sand between my toes
You can pack my favorite snacks of
Veuve Clicquot with Ho-Ho's
You're everybody's hero and you're hitting it home
While I'm singing for the soldiers like Marilyn Monroe
[Chorus]
(One)
This is not a school girl crush
(No, two)
This is not a puppy love,(uh-un)
It's the real thing
When you told me you loved me
Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby
(One)
This is not a school girl thing
(No, two)
What about the diamond ring? (uh-un)
Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit
I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it baby, baby, baby

[Bridge]
And if I call you on the telephone
I might overdose
Cause I'm strong, but I'm lonely like Marilyn Monroe

This is not a school girl crush
This is not a puppy love
It's the real thing
When you told me you loved me
What ever happened to hold me and trust me babe
[Chorus]
(One)
This is not a school girl crush
(No, two)
This is not a puppy love,(uh-un)
It's the real thing
When you told me you loved me
Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby
(One)
This is not a school girl thing
(No, two)
What about the diamond ring? (uh-un)
Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit
I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it baby

[Pre-hook]
It's not puppy love
Puppy, puppy, puppy love
It's not puppy love
Puppy, puppy, puppy love