Section 1: Fred Come to Bed + Willy Use a Billy... Boy

[Intro: Lyane Leigh ("Fred Come to Bed", "Willy Use a Billy... Boy", "Fritz Love My Tits" and "Max Don't Have Sex with Your Ex")]
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed
Oh, baby, sex is joy, but use a Billy Boy
Oh, Willy, use a Billy; skilly Willy
A Billy for your thrilly joy
I want a Billy Boy
Ooh, ahhh
Ohh

[Verse: David Brandes ("Willy Use a Billy... Boy")]
So you want sex, sex, sex with your ex
And it won't cost you any tax
But, Willy, you better care for sure
And use a Billy with your long
Ding dong, ding-a-dong
She'll find out you're the number one
So go, man, go and use your toy
But not without a Billy Boy!

[Chorus: Lyane Leigh ("Willy Use a Billy... Boy" & "Fred Come to Bed")]
Oh Willy, Willy use a Billy; don't be silly
Oh baby, sex is joy, but use a Billy Boy
Oh, Willy, use a Billy; skilly Willy
A Billy for your thrilly joy
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed
'cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh, Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh
[Transition: Lyane Leigh ("Fritz Love My Tits")]
Hey, hey-hey, Fritz!
Hey, hey-hey, Fritz!
Hey, hey-hey, Fritz!
Hey, hey-hey, Fritz!
Hey, hey-hey, Fritz!
Hey, hey-hey, Fritz!
Hey, hey-hey, Fritz!

Section 2: Fritz Love My Tits

[Chorus: Lyane Leigh]
Hey, hey-hey, Fritz! Your key fits nicely
My body opens to your touch
So ring my bell and just entice me
I need your lovin', oh, so much
Hey-hey, hey, Fritz! I know I thrill you
But if you love me, please take care
'Cause if Max gets you, he will kill you
You better watch out for him, Fritz

[Post-Chorus: Lyane Leigh ("Fritz Love My Tits" & "Sex on the Phone")]
'Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims, he hits
Oh, Fritz, I know you love my t—*dial tone*
Ohh
Section 3: Sex on the Phone

[Intro: Lyane Leigh ("Max Don't Have Sex with Your Ex" & "Fritz Love My Tits")]
Ohh
Ahhh-huh...
Ooh, ahhh...

[Chorus: Lyane Leigh ("Sex on the Phone" & "Fritz Love My Tits")]
Sex on the phone, I'm so alone
Some sex on the phone, I need it so
Okay, I'll do what you say
Come on
And give me sex on the phone, so I can feel
Your sex on the phone is really real
Your touch, I want it so much
I want... Ooh...

Section 4: Max Don't Have Sex with Your Ex

[Chorus: Lyane Leigh]
Max, don't have sex with your ex
It will make your life complex
My Max, baby, take it easy!
Max, don't have sex with your ex
It will knock you off your legs
Oh, Max, play it cool and just relax!
[Outro: Lyane Leigh]
I gotta warn you
Don't have sex with your ex, Max!
Ohh, ahhh-huh...
Oh, Max