[Intro]
Oh, man
Today is the worst fucking day
Of my life
And all I can do is sit back
And laugh at how shitty it was
Let me tell you guys what happened

[Verse 1]
So the worst day of my life? Well it started like this
I woke up at 7:00 cause somebody was calling my shit
I normally don't get up till noon
But last night I was up till 2:00
Working on music, but it crashed, so fuck Fruity Loops
There was a voice on the other end of the phone talking to me
He said "Sir, we can pay your student loans interest free"
Bitch I don’t have no loans
In college I got a scholarship
And if I get charged for this call then I'ma get pissed!
Turns out I did
Ten dollars a minute and I spent ten of it bitching
There's only fifty in my account, so I exceeded my limit
And I got overdrafted, so there’s fifty more that was added
Ain't that a bastard, now I gotta pay a tab with bucks I'm lacking
And that don't make no sense
But I guess it is what is
So I just got out of bed and went to go take my morning shit
I popped a squat, and hopped back up, my ass was wet, I sat in piss
It can't get worse than this, then I saw there's no toilet paper in this bitch
[Chorus]
That's the way of the wind
That's the way of the road
That’s way life is, that’s the way life goes
If you get knocked down ya gotta get back up
Laugh at life or it will eat you up
Everybody has some problems too
But we are blessed beyond belief, even you!
So praise God if you woke up this morning, cause he ain't done yet
Cause it’s the worst day of my life but tonight the sun'll set

[Verse 2]
So I left the bathroom, went to the kitchen to get some breakfast
Poured a bowl of Raisin Bran even though Trix is my preference
Opened the fridge, what is this? No milk exists, ain't that a bitch?
So I dumped it in the trash, but then the trash bag ripped
When I went to take it out, now there's a mess in my house
The carpet is stained, and ants are everywhere, what’s this about?
If it weren't for bad luck I wouldn't have none at all
It took me two hours to scrub the floors and now I'm appalled
Because the sink's broken I called the maintenance man to fix the faucet
But in the process lost all of my security deposit
Honestly I'm done with it, chalked it up to a bad morning
Got a call from work, gotta come in now with no warning
So I got in the car, and I'm stuck in traffic, now I'm an hour late
Then a car pulls up beside me and scratches my fuckin' paint
Then he drives off, leaving tire marks, and he sped out of sight
Then I look in the rearview to see some fuckin' blue lights
[Chorus]
That's the way of the wind
That's the way of the road
That's way life is, that's the way life goes
If you get knocked down ya gotta get back up
Laugh at life or it will eat you up
Everybody has some problems too
But we are blessed beyond belief, even you!
So praise God if you woke up this morning, cause he ain't done yet
Cause it's the worst day of my life but tonight the sun'll set

[Verse 3]
So I spent the next five hours stuck at work
My phones been dry
My girlfriend?
I haven't heard from her
And my best friend's talking shit behind my back, and that's facts
Why does does that always happen to me?
Am I that bad?
Who the fuck can I trust if my own homie's goin' rogue?
I don't know, yo, homes, woah
I thought that we were bros
But I guess no
Shit I'll just let go
I didn't lose a friend, I just didn't have one to begin with so
I go home and dump my clothes in the washer to wash 'em
But I'm out of laundry detergent, and that is fuckin' awesome
So I leave and go to Walmart, but they are closing at 12:00
It's 11:35 but it's locked tighter than a jail
So I get back in my car and go start it, but it's dead
Had to wait for Triple A to give me a ride and I was stressed
And when I got home I got a text from my girl and it read
"I think you and I would be better if we were just friends"
[Chorus]
That's the way of the wind
That's the way of the road
That's way life is, that's the way life goes
If you get knocked down ya gotta get back up
Laugh at life or it will eat you up
Everybody has some problems too
But we are blessed beyond belief, even you!
So praise God if you woke up this morning, cause he ain't done yet
It was the worst day of my life
But now the sun has set